Changing a light bulb...

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, darkness is the new industry standard.

How many helpdesk operators does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb seems to be working fine at our end.

How many Linux programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, The lightbulb is a tool of the 'man' we have engineered a new LED that is 10x more efficient but requires 2 months to learn how to flick the switch.

How many IBM corporate marketers does it take to change a lighbulb?
Thousands, but there will be only 3-5 massive bulbs located around the country...after all, what kind of market will there be for such things?

How many CIA hackers does it take to change a light bulb?
There are no hackers in the CIA....*insert silencer sound here*

How many Xerox engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, after developing a completely new bulb, they give away the trade secrets to be used by other companies..

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Can't be done -- it's a hardware problem.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to give a non-constructive proof that it can be changed.

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
None, like light bulbs have anything to do with your mother...

How many government administrators does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, the details are uncertain but if you apply for a light bulb changing form, you might be able to replace your bulb sometime in the next 6 months.

How many college professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Who are you? Does my committee know that your here??

How many Resident Advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
Man...If I don't see it, don't hear it, don't smell it...I don't know about it...